Driving along 17th east, on my way home, and I fall asleep at the wheel. Some guy honks, I wake up, and 'SHIT FUCK POLE'.
I managed to break and swerve away from it, but I was going fifty miles an hour, easy. Spooked the hell out of me.
Thank you for waking me up, person! Being dead would suck!
In other news, I can breathe again, so stop worrying Mikey.
Devious Comments
Yeah, let's not die. I still haven't bought you the batcave yet.
Caffein=gift of the gods
If worst comes to worst, I'll take a raincheck on that. You can reimburse me in the afterlife. Or something.
But...no. I don't want to be reliant on it. =[
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If you drive this car below 88 mph, the bomb will explode.
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If you drive this car below 88 mph, the bomb will explode.
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If you drive this car below 88 mph, the bomb will explode.
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Yar. I be golfin' in the bar.
<3 Haha, thanks~
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If you drive this car below 88 mph, the bomb will explode.
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Believe you can shine when you're silver,
and I promise you gold. I promise you gold.
And whenever you're dark inside,
don't let go. No, don't let go.
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